Thursday, February 19, 2009


PRIME MINISTERS OF QATAR compositions are quiet and ethereal in the stylings of the "library drone noise" genre. Undisputed pioneers lost in a sea of clones.

Each side of the "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" album is one complete composition full of secret coding steeped in death and irony. Often quoting the prophet and original circuit bender (via key, kite, & lightning) Benjamin Franklin and translating his words into Latin. This long out-of-print vinyl-only release was a limited edition pressing of 99 hand-number copies on the German label Emmerich Musikarchiv (1982). Originally conceived and captured via analog tape machines and vintage tube equipment during sessions in Berlin and London from 1979-1981 as the post punk new wave and disco dance trends sputtered on. When the core band reunited at the Festival de Artiste in Berlin in 2002 to perform the entire work they had the analog masters transferred to digital bits by old friend and collaborator Sir Holger, embracing the mac laptop trackball as a conduit to their soul.

The ensemble performed their past entire album at that 2002 reunion concert in the darkened gallery glow of laptop screens with humanoid whispers of Latin texts via contact microphones. They never engaged the audience or smiled, attesting to the weight of their pieces as sonic art sculptures and focused on moving the trackball mouse in their computer vessel. The live sound system was a trio of speaker arrays in the patented TRI-FONIC configuration. Once seated the audience was blind-folded and black duct tape was placed over their mouth to enhance the alchemy.

The maestro and principal of the group Dr. Guilliam T Mueller is shrouded in mystery. He rarely leaves his recording studio except to get treats for his kitties (who are part of the studio recordings.) PMQ has been cited as a major influence by the likes of Johnny Cage, Liberace, Jandek, up and coming trumpeter/plumber Gregory Kelley, and even the famed contra bassist William Murderface. Blixa Bargeld proclaimed the early PMQ 80s concert he witnessed was responsible for guiding him to new sonic realms in his formative years.

Dr. Mueller, who is now in is fifties is currently working on his memoirs which will be published on handwritten parchment scrolls. A documentary film is being edited from archival Super 8 black and white footage and a trunk full of old photographs. There is colour digital footage of the 2002 reunion concert and short backstage interviews with Dr GTM and some of the members of the cult. Search the net for preview trailers and recent GTM studio collaboration side projects.

To HEAR earlier related studio side projects, LISTEN TO THIS or THIS.

Although I have heard some of the pre and post collaborative releases, as far as I know there was only one official PMQ release studio release. Recently some audience shot clips of the 2002 reunion show popped up and then disappeared on YouTube. Unreleased studio mixes and other live concert bootlegs are rumored to exist. If you have a copy of the PMQ vinyl, please let me know. I heard it once under blotter haze in 1982 when a friend and collaborator of mine (poet Verno Tarte') scored it on trade with his pal from Munich. I remember being blown away and confused and focused to the point that I was never the same again.

Mueller's Father is a respected scientist and ecologist who played clarinet and ukulele and his mum is a artist, filmmaker, photographer, so it is clear where the early influence roots sprouted from. Guilly started playing toy piano at the age of two and by nine was a simulated prodigy savant playing tennis racquet and kitchen junk percussion at the pace of a young Edgard Varese possessed by the Road Runner. A steady diet of 60s cartoon and sci-fi movie music and a insatiable sugar addiction kept him in a zombie-like craze, eventually imploding the fragile balance of reality and helped inspire the 1982 PMQ masterpiece.

Tired of waiting for others to catch up and appreciate the genius of his sonic talents, he changed channels and mushed up a smorgasbord of other art exploring the "three Ps" - photography, painting, poetry.

The last official public sighting of GTM was the 2002 PMQ concert. Recently there are tales of GTM secluded in his Mum's basement holding seances trying to reach Joe Meek and Syd Barrett. Collaborations and remixes via internet audio exchanges have surfaced, but are still unconfirmed as to their authenticity. Others tell stories of semi-retirement with him writing jingles for Japanese products (sugary breakfast treats and kid's toys) for piles of cash and living the playboy lifestyle in a penthouse full of gadgets and excess. The myth and legend makes it clear that the real truth will always be elusive.



Bill T Miller (BTM) said...

PRIME MINISTERS OF QATAR- Fake Album Cover by Bill T Miller - Original Photo by Tom Vac. Quote for album title by BEN FRANKLIN.

I followed directions exactly, except used full quote for album title since it fit the original SHH photo so well. Plus, cropped Tom Vac's photo to be square. Poke into my facebook and to HEAR my REAL BANDS. Have fun.

Follow the directions below to make one of your own, then post it here for all to enjoy.

1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop (or similar) to put it all together.

5 - Post it here, yo.

See original photo by TOM VAC....

Bill T Miller (BTM) said...

Original source photo taken by Thomas Vaclavek.

Bill T Miller (BTM) said...

Michael Brodeur posted Top 10 Fake Albums of the Week to Phoenix On The Download....